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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.