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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jur…

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jur…

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🦕🤣 Oh, the Jurassic snore strikes again! Forget T-Rex, we've got the husband rumbling like a raptor on a roll! 🦖💤 Don't need a park for that prehistoric sound show, just tune in to the nightly snore-saurus spectacle! 😂 #SleepySaurussSymphony

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, comparison, humor, husband, jurassic, Jurassic Park, listen, need, night, park, sleep, snore, sound on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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