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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Witty quote about husband’s snoring replacing Jurassic Park dinosaurs, humorous and playful.

Commentary:
πŸ¦•πŸ€£ Oh, the Jurassic snore strikes again! Forget T-Rex, we've got the husband rumbling like a raptor on a roll! πŸ¦–πŸ’€ Don't need a park for that prehistoric sound show, just tune in to the nightly snore-saurus spectacle! πŸ˜‚ #SleepySaurussSymphony


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