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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.