Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Commentary:
Looks like this chess match suddenly turned into a game of rock-paper-fist! πŸ˜‚πŸ€”β™ŸοΈπŸ₯Š

Related Funny Quotes 🀝

  • I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.
  • Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?
  • The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.
  • I hope this email punches you square in the face.
  • Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged better, chess, conflict, face, game, getting, going, humor, opponent, play, response, sit, strategy, unexpected, unexpected response, violence on Oct 9, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Saying β€œWho is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door. Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid. →

Funny Quotes Info πŸ‘ˆ

Welcome to Wordgag! πŸ˜‰βœŒοΈ Enjoy endless laughter with our big collection of funny quotes to crack you up. πŸ˜‚πŸ’₯

Top Funny Quotes Topics πŸ—‚

  • activity
  • age
  • back
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

New funny quotes: 284 this month

14,035 funny quotes and pics

16,345 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 15, 2025

3,592 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress