If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess. Commentary:Looks like this chess match suddenly turned into a game of rock-paper-fist! ππ€βοΈπ₯ Related Funny Quotes π€ I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too. Play the long game? You mean Monopoly? The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house. I hope this email punches you square in the face. Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.