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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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"Ah, the modern approach to romance – block first, ask questions later! Who needs love letters when you can have a solid block list instead? Follow for more tips on how to keep your heart safe and your social media drama-free!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, block, dating, feeling, follow, humor, joke, just, relationship on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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