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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.