If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a fire-breathing bedtime story is part of the nightly routine! 🐉🔥😴 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason. You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life. Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade. Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.
