If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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I am thick and tired.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.