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Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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Trending via Reddit:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Shared recently on Slack:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Just shared via Telegram:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Just shared via Discord:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Trending via Facebook:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Trending via Facebook:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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43 shares on Discord this month:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

30 shares on Threads this month:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

54 shares on X this month:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

59 shares on X this month:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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This meeting could have been a cave painting.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Been getting really into nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Spotted on Facebook:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Shared recently on Discord:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Going bananas on Facebook:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Just shared via Slack:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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