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Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Going viral on Slack:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Trending via Reddit:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Going viral on Discord:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Live now on Messenger:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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32 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

14 shares on X this month:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

77 shares on X this month:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

60 shares on X this month:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

34 shares on Twitch this month:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Spotted on Twitch:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

Going viral on Messenger:

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

Breaking via Discord:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Just landed via TikTok:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Just shared via Facebook:

Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

Just shared via Reddit:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Making waves on Reddit:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Making waves on Messenger:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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