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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.