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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

21 shares on Slack this month:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

85 shares on Threads this month:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Live now on Pinterest:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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