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"IKEA should pay us for the DIY workout we get assembling their furniture! 💪🔧 It's like a puzzle with a side of sweat equity – where's my discount for all this effort?! 🛋️🍳 #DIYstruggles"

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14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Love is in the air fryer.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Breaking via Reddit:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Just landed via WeChat:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Shared recently on Messenger:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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