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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

100 shares on X this month:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Going viral on Facebook:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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