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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.