I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.