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I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

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So you're surfing the Wi-Fi waves while I'm inventing quantum memes 🌐😂🚀

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chronically, chronically online, different, digital, digital life, humor, internet, internet humor, life, media, online, sarcasm, social, social media, sophisticated, witty on Oct 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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