I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are. Commentary:So you're surfing the Wi-Fi waves while I'm inventing quantum memes 🌐😂🚀 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day. Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.” If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online? I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society. A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.