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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Muting morons is good for your health.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Trending via Snapchat:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Making waves on Messenger:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Just shared via Threads:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Trending via WeChat:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Just landed via TikTok:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Shared recently on Threads:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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2 months ago

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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2 months ago

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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2 months ago

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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2 months ago

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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2 months ago

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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2 months ago

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45 shares on WeChat this month:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

43 shares on Slack this month:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

83 shares on Slack this month:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

57 shares on Slack this month:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Just shared via Reddit:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Seen just now on Discord:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Making waves on Facebook:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Live now on Instagram:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Breaking via Telegram:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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