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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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Who knew becoming a cartoon cat was so relatable? 🐱☕️🍕 #GarfieldGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adulting, cat, chubby, coffee, exercise, food, Garfield, grow, humor, i, lazy, love, Monday, nap, naps, never, people, thought on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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