I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”