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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.