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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to sha…

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to sha…

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When life gives you bare minimum, grab a maraca and shake things up to a fiesta! 🎉💃🎶

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, demand, exaggeration, expectation, humor, i, max, minimum, motivation, need, relationship, shake on Sep 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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