βIβm not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.β Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the dream: chores in paradise with a limitless credit card! πΈπ§ΊπΉ Related Funny Quotes π€ Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft. I canβt wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it. When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.