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Looks like you've reached expert level in the art of solo living! 🏆 Who needs a "relayshaunship" when you can spell independence with ease? 🚶‍♂️💁‍♀️ Keep shining on your own path, spelling bee champion! 🐝🌟

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87 shares on TikTok this month:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

96 shares on Threads this month:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

88 shares on Slack this month:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.

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Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

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You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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