I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.