Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol. Commentary:I'd be richer than the Monopoly man and possibly a bit more sober! 🍾💸😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do. Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet. Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account? I miss you (the money I spent). Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.