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Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Making waves on Reddit:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Going viral on Twitch:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Making waves on Twitch:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Live now on Reddit:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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40 shares on Twitch this month:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

68 shares on Discord this month:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

12 shares on X this month:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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Going bananas on Slack:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Just shared via X:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Just shared via X:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

Trending via Snapchat:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Spotted on Discord:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Spotted on Telegram:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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