Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, that’s one way to test the aerodynamics! 🚗💨👽✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.” Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!” I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays. Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?