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Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Spotted on Messenger:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Trending via Slack:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Spotted on Messenger:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Just shared via Instagram:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Going viral on Messenger:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Trending via Messenger:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Live now on Slack:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Trending via Facebook:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Trending via Messenger:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Live now on LinkedIn:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Trending via Slack:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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