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Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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2 months ago

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Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

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4 months ago

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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1 month ago

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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1 month ago

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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1 month ago

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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1 month ago

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77 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Your opinions are not my business.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

78 shares on X this month:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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