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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.