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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.