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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Breaking via Telegram:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Going viral on X:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Spotted on Discord:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Trending via WeChat:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Trending via YouTube:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Trending via Telegram:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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Witty quote about aging, featuring playful reflection on growing older with humor.

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71 shares on Reddit this month:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

60 shares on Discord this month:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Making waves on Threads:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Just shared via Reddit:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Trending via YouTube:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Just shared via Messenger:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Going viral on TikTok:

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m sick of living through history!

Just shared via Messenger:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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