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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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Going bananas on Snapchat:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Going viral on Discord:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Seen just now on X:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Making waves on Instagram:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Just landed via Messenger:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Breaking via Discord:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

Live now on Pinterest:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Just shared via Reddit:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Just landed via Twitch:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Just landed via WeChat:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.
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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

87 shares on X this month:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

49 shares on X this month:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

22 shares on Threads this month:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

92 shares on Threads this month:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

12 shares on Facebook this month:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Just landed via Instagram:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Just landed via Reddit:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Making waves on Discord:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Just shared via YouTube:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Making waves on YouTube:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Live now on Messenger:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Just landed via Slack:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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