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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.