Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
  • I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.
  • “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.
  • An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.
  • It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.
  • Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.