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Well, the Internet was supposed to be the time-saving hero we all needed, but here we are, spending hours watching cat videos and scrolling through endless memes 🕰️⏳😂 Time flies when you're having Wi-Fi!

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38 shares on Pinterest this month:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Just landed via YouTube:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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