Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
- If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!
- Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.
- Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”
- Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.
