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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Plea…

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Plea…

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When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alone, Friday, frustration, humor, i, independence, introvert, leave, me, please, ran, small, small talk, solitude, talk, Tuesday on Jul 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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