It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your heart's a runaway train and your brain's not even on board! 🚂💔🤦♂️" Related funny posts 😂 “Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster? I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.” Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Listen to the birds, not the news.