It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.