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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.