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"Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! 🤔 But hey, who needs a 'straight' answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? 🌈😄"

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

55 shares on Slack this month:

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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