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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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Being awake is the worst.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Listen to the birds, not the news.

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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