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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.