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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?