I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome. Commentary:Leveling up to 'Human Espresso' status! βππ Related Funny Posts π€ Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either. I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome. Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints. Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
