I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Leveling up to 'Human Espresso' status! ☕🚀😎 Related funny posts 😂 So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set. My summer body has been pending for about ten years. This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water. Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo. Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.