I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolve… Commentary:Leveling up to 'Human Espresso' status! ☕🚀😎 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I have no prime. I will evolve till I die. Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either. I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me. The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.