I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Leveling up to 'Human Espresso' status! βππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either. I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. I donβt need coffee, misanthropy fuels me. I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless itβs in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.