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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.