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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.