Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

11 shares on Discord this month:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

35 shares on Instagram this month:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.