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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.