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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

84 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Just landed via YouTube:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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