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  • I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
  • Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.
  • At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.
  • Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.
  • It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.
  • Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.