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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has shared:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Έ has viewed:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, β€˜Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨ has bookmarked:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

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Just landed via Telegram:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Trending via Twitch:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Just landed via Threads:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Trending via Snapchat:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Trending via TikTok:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Making waves on X:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.
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Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΄ has shared:

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡» has bookmarked:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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The tag on my jeans says β€œRelaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Shared recently on X:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Shared recently on Threads:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Trending via Reddit:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Breaking via WeChat:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Trending via Telegram:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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