“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.