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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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I have thought one billion times about everything.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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My brain has too many tabs open.

42 shares on Slack this month:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

I have thought one billion times about everything.

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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