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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.