Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Imagine being social on social media.