Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.