Life is really sucking the life out of me. Commentary:When life gives you lemons, it apparently sucks them dry before you even get a taste! ๐๐ค๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended. The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today. I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around. So, youโre telling me Iโm just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me. Being an adult feels like, โIf I can just get through this week, Iโll be okay,โ but itโs every damn week.