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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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Tiramisu should be a daily requirement in life's food pyramid! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿค” Why is the universe so stingy with the good stuff? ๐Ÿ˜‚



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