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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.