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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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I remember sex. That was cool.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Trending via Slack:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Live now on Messenger:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Going viral on Slack:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Seen just now on Discord:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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75 shares on Snapchat this month:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

65 shares on Slack this month:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

27 shares on X this month:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Spotted on Facebook:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Making waves on Telegram:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Trending via Threads:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Going viral on Messenger:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Shared recently on Threads:

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Live now on Snapchat:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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