Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.