Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.