Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looking to part ways with my DeLorean – it's in great shape and has low mileage. 🚗💨 Only driven from time to time… literally! ⏳ Who needs roads when you can travel through time? 😉⏰ #BackToTheFuture" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine. I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly. When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again. If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people? My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.