Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.